dangerous dave's definitions

Jacknifing

when you bend a dog in half and stick your knob in its mouth while someone else does it in the poopchute with a strap on. This way you and the other person can rub rusty sherrifs badges.

I jacknifed my collie last night. I think he might of liked it.

by dangerous dave April 13, 2005

indigent

Impoverished; needy.

The Wall Street Crash of 1929 left many a wealthy speculator as indigent as the proverbial church mouse.

by Dangerous Dave June 16, 2005

Shitberg

A single turd of substantial size that pokes out of the water, but has most of its mass underneath the water.

Rob said upon leaving the toilet "I've just laid a shitberg. It was big enough to sink the Titanic!".

by Dangerous dave March 15, 2012

dig

An insult. Usually a low blow.

"I boned yo momma last night"
"Snap dawg, dat was a dig!"

by Dangerous Dave February 13, 2005

choking on an orange

When you are blessed with a dong like a babies arm holding an orange, and proceed to attempt to stick it in anything with or without a pulse. Usually results in a dairylea beard

That bob has such a big dick! I was totally choking on his orange last night.

by dangerous dave April 14, 2005

hohos

Boobies

Check out the Hohos

by Dangerous Dave September 9, 2003

inveigh

To protest bitterly of vehemently.

When the train ground to a halt yet again, one passenger began to inveigh angrily against the transit system and the people who ran it.

by Dangerous Dave June 16, 2005