dangerous dave's definitions

dig

An insult. Usually a low blow.

"I boned yo momma last night"
"Snap dawg, dat was a dig!"

by Dangerous Dave February 13, 2005

Jacknifing

when you bend a dog in half and stick your knob in its mouth while someone else does it in the poopchute with a strap on. This way you and the other person can rub rusty sherrifs badges.

I jacknifed my collie last night. I think he might of liked it.

by dangerous dave April 13, 2005

choking on an orange

When you are blessed with a dong like a babies arm holding an orange, and proceed to attempt to stick it in anything with or without a pulse. Usually results in a dairylea beard

That bob has such a big dick! I was totally choking on his orange last night.

by dangerous dave April 14, 2005

wicked

Very cool, awesome. As seen on The Ali G Show.

"I boned me Julie last night."
"Yo, wicked! Total respek."

by Dangerous Dave February 13, 2005

insuperable

Incapable of being overcome.

"Much as I'd love to play shortstop for the Yankees, my age is an insuperable barrier to realizing any such dream," grandpa remarked.

by Dangerous Dave June 16, 2005

indigent

Impoverished; needy.

The Wall Street Crash of 1929 left many a wealthy speculator as indigent as the proverbial church mouse.

by Dangerous Dave June 16, 2005

Shitberg

A single turd of substantial size that pokes out of the water, but has most of its mass underneath the water.

Rob said upon leaving the toilet "I've just laid a shitberg. It was big enough to sink the Titanic!".

by Dangerous dave March 15, 2012