2 definitions by dandydicksucker420

juliette

juliette is just the coolest hottest girl youll ever meet. juliettes are usually the funny one of the friend group, and can always crack jokes even sometimes when the time isnt right (whoopsies). you can never take a juliette seriously, because most of the time she will make fun of you, but in the end shes a true friend. juliettes usually are really thicc and all the boys know it 😎. she also always calls herself ugly but gets told how gorgeous she is on a daily basis. everyone go find a juliette for urself because they are just the chillest people youll meet. (ps she has the best style and is rlly up to date on trends and has a nice insta feed)
(pps she got a lot of problems too)

random kid: dude, who is that? shes got the fattest ass in the entire school!
random kid 2: yeah, probably just a juliette

by dandydicksucker420 March 13, 2020

edgar

edgars are a fat fucking chunky bitch. they survive on their apple empanadas and dont like to sleep. edgars never fail to “dress to impress” and show up to school everyday wearing $20 clearance section adidas and gay ass ankle socks. they usually have some good taste in music but also have some complete ASS songs on their playlist. edgars are not popular at all bc everyone thinks of them as the weird short kid who does drugs and likes memes. ngl they kinda a girl magnet to all the girls who enjoy fat kids w small dicks.
edgars also love “thicc girls.” for example, they enjoy jerking off thinking about kylie jenner in their free time, and day dreaming about what its like to fuck her. in conclusion edgars are one hell of a crazy annoying bitch...periodt.

girl 1: dude whos that new kid? hes like 4’2” but still weighs 35 more pounds then me 😭
girl 2: probably just an edgar. he wont stop showing me his memes either.

by dandydicksucker420 April 1, 2020