2 definitions by daltosax

v. The most torturous of things a person must ever go through. Listening to somebody speak with a lisp. It is most effective when said lisper must read aloud.
Even worse when they have a horrible southern accent... And have the reading ability of a 6 year old.
*at party. friends having a good time. lisper walks up*
Hey, guyth!
*everybody walks away. they haven't had enough to drink yet to lispen*
by daltosax July 5, 2011
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That tan line you get from wearing Toms shoes.
bro: "nice tomline."
me: "I know! I was standing the whole time at the game and everything tanned except there."
by daltosax September 26, 2011
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