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When daddy’s son turns 8 and he wants a roblox card, so I’m exchange the father wants to shove his penis inside his son. So the father gets the 100 dollar roblox card. The little boy then pulls his jockeys down and the father lubes up his crank and begins to thrust it into his son. After hours of gay sex, his son plays roblox and braggs to his friends that he rode daddy’s cock
“Hey son, happy birthday! Do you want daddy’s gift?”
by daddyhasapenis September 30, 2017
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A Maple Pop is when a man and a woman go back to one of their apartments and take every piece of clothing off. The female starts giving the male head, the male then states “I can’t fucking bust.” So he shoves his 15 inch penis inside the female. She screams and the penis goes deeper and deeper into her clit. But after hours of sex and still no cum, they both agree to go to sleep. And when they wake up in the morning, the male out of no where pops a nut onto the females face, leaving it sticky like maple syrup, hence the name ‘Maple Pop’.
“IM GOING TO FUCKING MAPLE POP ON YOUR ACNEY FILLED FACE.”
by daddyhasapenis September 30, 2017
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Same thing as a 69 except the male is missing a chromosome.
Mommy let’s 68!
by daddyhasapenis September 30, 2017
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When a man pops a boner and quickly starts thrusting his penis inside a woman’s pussy. But when he cream pies that clit, he still thrusts his wiener into her cervix even when his penis is now soft and a chode. The woman clenches her clit lips together, cutting off circulation to the crank, leaving it saggy and purple.
Get in my fucking bed Sally so I can Quintuple that cunt.
by daddyhasapenis September 30, 2017
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