3 definitions by dab on the haters

Demitri is a type of friend which everyone should have. He is sometimes retarded but in the best way possible. He is a funny, caring and overall amazing person to be friends with. He is one of a kind and is an alright basketball player. Be careful not to mess with him or else he will fuck you up.
Oh my gosh i wish i had a friend who would fight my enemies
Oh that’s right i can go get Demitri
by dab on the haters September 25, 2019
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A plain piece of food. Unless it has a flavor.
Man: I loves Cheerios
Woman: I prefer Captain Crunch
by dab on the haters February 4, 2018
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The funniest- and most offensive- show on planet earth. Also has one of the best fanbases i've ever seen
Bob: Hey lets watch south park!
Mark: But it's offensive to everything
Bob: But its funny
Mark: Ok true tho lets watch it
by dab on the haters February 4, 2018
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