: I am RumorControl. From now on all rumors, propaganda, counter-propaganda, dis-information, mis-information, inuendoes, lies, damned lies and statistics must be filtered thru me for (de)authentication before being distributed by any means, including, but not limited to, electronic. Distribution of same without prior authorization will result in the immediate revokation of all such privileges. Resistance is futile. All your base are belong to us!
Jam the computer...trash every lethal machine in the land! --Timothy Leary