da vin chee's definitions

Celebrity ass cover up

A method used to mask the identity of an embarassing booty call by comparing their looks to a celebrity.

Dude 1: "So what did that girl look like man! You slept with her and you're not giving me details!"
Dude 2: "Umm, she was ok... Kind of looked like Margaret Cho..."
Dude 1: "Dude, what the hell? Margaret Cho is not even fine, don't try that celebrity ass cover up on me doggy!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

Booze coordinator

A person among a group of friends that decides who needs to drink more and who needs to stop drinking. This person is something of a combination between the drink police and a booze bouncer.

Dude 1: "Dude you need to stop drinking! We're gonna play some drinking games later and you're already wasted! And you over there... you didn't drink enough, stop being a sissy!"
Dude 2: "Fucking booze coordinator, mind your own business!"

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Embarassing booty call

A booty call made at the last resort when someone is really horny. This booty call is usually an unattractive girl who is very easy to get in the sack.

Dude 1: "Did you finally get laid dude?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I slept with that one chick from school that has the hots for me..."
Dude 1: "Holy crap dude! That's one embarassing booty call!"
Dude 2: "Shut up dude! At least I got laid!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

Pussy clouds

Term used to define where most guys' heads are about 99.9% of the time.

Dude 1: "Man, I just can't stop thinking about that chick..."
Dude 2: "Just get your head out the pussy clouds man, and just relex"
Dude 1: "What?"
Dude 2: "It's relax with some sex! It's called relex!"
Dude 1: "Ok, so get my head out of the pussy clouds by having sex? Alright... I'm just going to walk over this way now..."

by Da Vin Chee February 2, 2010

Up-gurr-ade

When a guy gets with a gurr (girl) who is much better looking than his ex-girlfriend.

Dude 1: "Hey dogg! Did you see your homey's new gurr?"
Dude 2: "Yeah son, that bitch is a major up-gurr-ade compared to his last chick"
Dude 1: "No shit, he went from a Pinto to a Benz!"

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Pop pop diggy diggy

The sound a car emits when it has engine troubles or when it's just a piece of junk.

Dude 1: "Hey man, what happened to your Olds?"
Dude 2: "Dude that shit went pop pop diggy diggy for the last time son... it's done for"
Dude 1: "May it rest in peace doggy..."

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Throw it down

To rap, spit on the mic and bust some rhymes. This term is commonly used when free-styling or battling.

Dude 1: "Ready it to throw it down this weekend at the party?"
Dude 2: "Dude I'm gonna throw it down like shit in the mouth!"
Dude 1: "Alright chill out, just come through and bust a few rhymes, no need to go too far..."

by Da Vin Chee February 2, 2010