da vin chee's definitions

Give it a flirt

To flirt physically, as in touching and other non-verbal flirting actions.

Dude 1: "Dude I wanna go flirt with that girl but it's loud up in this club!"
Dude 2: "Say what? Ohh... Yeah son just go up to her and give it a flirt!"
Dude 1: "I'm gonna be all up in that ass!"

by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010

Up-gurr-ade

When a guy gets with a gurr (girl) who is much better looking than his ex-girlfriend.

Dude 1: "Hey dogg! Did you see your homey's new gurr?"
Dude 2: "Yeah son, that bitch is a major up-gurr-ade compared to his last chick"
Dude 1: "No shit, he went from a Pinto to a Benz!"

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Embarassing booty call

A booty call made at the last resort when someone is really horny. This booty call is usually an unattractive girl who is very easy to get in the sack.

Dude 1: "Did you finally get laid dude?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I slept with that one chick from school that has the hots for me..."
Dude 1: "Holy crap dude! That's one embarassing booty call!"
Dude 2: "Shut up dude! At least I got laid!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

Pussy clouds

Term used to define where most guys' heads are about 99.9% of the time.

Dude 1: "Man, I just can't stop thinking about that chick..."
Dude 2: "Just get your head out the pussy clouds man, and just relex"
Dude 1: "What?"
Dude 2: "It's relax with some sex! It's called relex!"
Dude 1: "Ok, so get my head out of the pussy clouds by having sex? Alright... I'm just going to walk over this way now..."

by Da Vin Chee February 2, 2010

Impenetrable bush

A large amount of hair located around the buttocks and anal region. Some people decide not to shave this region due to the fact that it renders the individual immune to any attempts at sodomy.

Dude 1: "Yo man, I heard your homeboy just got out of the pen, did he get it up the butt at all?"
Dude 2: "Nah doggy, that mutha fucka's ass has an impenetrable bush, no one got near that shit."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Vigorous shit

Taking a powerful dump by using excessive force to squeeze out the turds, this act is usually followed by an excessive amount of grunting.

Dude 1: "Did you take a shit yet bro?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, I'm just gonna hold it in, some asshole is taking a vigorous shit in there and it smells like a mother!"

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Slip it slow

A term used to describe a drinking style between chugging and sipping. When slipping your drink, you slowly let it flow down your throat without stopping to breathe.

Dude 1: "He brought some Jager and he's gonna slip it slow, like Mick Jagger"
Dude 2: "Mick Jagger drank like that?"
Dude 1: "How the hell am I supposed to know? It rhymes though so I said it..."

by Da Vin Chee February 2, 2010