da vin chee's definitions

Up-gurr-ade

When a guy gets with a gurr (girl) who is much better looking than his ex-girlfriend.

Dude 1: "Hey dogg! Did you see your homey's new gurr?"
Dude 2: "Yeah son, that bitch is a major up-gurr-ade compared to his last chick"
Dude 1: "No shit, he went from a Pinto to a Benz!"

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Under the desk special

When a secretary performs fellatio on her boss from underneath his work desk.

Dude 1: "Dude the boss wouldn't let me in his office and his secretary was gone, kinda weird..."
Dude 2: "You didn't know? He gets under the desk specials every other day around three o'clock"

by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010

Embarassing booty call

A booty call made at the last resort when someone is really horny. This booty call is usually an unattractive girl who is very easy to get in the sack.

Dude 1: "Did you finally get laid dude?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I slept with that one chick from school that has the hots for me..."
Dude 1: "Holy crap dude! That's one embarassing booty call!"
Dude 2: "Shut up dude! At least I got laid!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

Pussy clouds

Term used to define where most guys' heads are about 99.9% of the time.

Dude 1: "Man, I just can't stop thinking about that chick..."
Dude 2: "Just get your head out the pussy clouds man, and just relex"
Dude 1: "What?"
Dude 2: "It's relax with some sex! It's called relex!"
Dude 1: "Ok, so get my head out of the pussy clouds by having sex? Alright... I'm just going to walk over this way now..."

by Da Vin Chee February 2, 2010

Learn ya

Slang used commonly by rednecks and southerners to replace "teach you".

Hick 1: "How did ya spend yer weekend Bob?"
Hick 2: "Me and Cletus been goin' cow tippin'"
Hick 1: "Didn't know that it was sumthin' two people could do"
Hick 2: "Don't worry Bubba, we'll learn ya how to cow tip"

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Punch bounce back

When someone gets punched so hard that they stumble back, bounce off an object and return to the person who punched them just to get punched again.

Dude 1: "Man, my homey got in a fight last night at the party."
Dude 2: "Word? Did he whoop the guy's ass?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, gave the guy a punch bounce back from a wall, that guy was done for!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

Foreign note taker

A foreign guy that barely speaks English, so he writes down everything he's told.

Dude 1: "So here is how you setup the terminal..."
Foreign dude: "Ok let me write"
Dude 1: "Dude it was simple, you gotta write that shit down?"
Foreign dude: "Yes, talk slow please"
Dude 1: "Damnit, I'm stuck with a foreign note taker!"
Foreign dude: "How you spell that?"

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010