Ghetto Toasted

The act of toasting an entire sandwich by squeezing it into a regular toaster instead of a toaster oven.
Dude 1: "Hey man, how'd that house catch on fire?"

Dude 2: "Man, the dude that lives there was trying to get his sub sandwich ghetto toasted!"
by Da Vin Chee December 9, 2009
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Wrestling terrorist

A person who breaks things around people's houses by slamming other people in them using pro wrestling moves.
Dude 1: "Damn dude, you messed up your buddy's place and you broke your dad's laundry door, what the hell were you doing?"
Dude 2: "I did a DDT on that foreign kid from school into the laundry door and I also Rock Bottom'd him at his house."
Dude 1: "Damn dude, you're a real wrestling terrorist..."
by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010
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Booze coordinator

A person among a group of friends that decides who needs to drink more and who needs to stop drinking. This person is something of a combination between the drink police and a booze bouncer.
Dude 1: "Dude you need to stop drinking! We're gonna play some drinking games later and you're already wasted! And you over there... you didn't drink enough, stop being a sissy!"
Dude 2: "Fucking booze coordinator, mind your own business!"
by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010
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Celebrity ass cover up

A method used to mask the identity of an embarassing booty call by comparing their looks to a celebrity.
Dude 1: "So what did that girl look like man! You slept with her and you're not giving me details!"
Dude 2: "Umm, she was ok... Kind of looked like Margaret Cho..."
Dude 1: "Dude, what the hell? Margaret Cho is not even fine, don't try that celebrity ass cover up on me doggy!"
by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010
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Idle morning

When you're at work and there's nothing to do so you cruise the internet and chat until your boss hands you some work.
Dude 1: "Dude, check out Johnson, he's just chilling in his cube cruising the net."
Dude 2: "Yeah, the boss must have forgot about him, so he's having an idle morning today."
by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010
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Embarassing booty call

A booty call made at the last resort when someone is really horny. This booty call is usually an unattractive girl who is very easy to get in the sack.
Dude 1: "Did you finally get laid dude?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I slept with that one chick from school that has the hots for me..."
Dude 1: "Holy crap dude! That's one embarassing booty call!"
Dude 2: "Shut up dude! At least I got laid!"
by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010
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Foreign note taker

A foreign guy that barely speaks English, so he writes down everything he's told.
Dude 1: "So here is how you setup the terminal..."
Foreign dude: "Ok let me write"
Dude 1: "Dude it was simple, you gotta write that shit down?"
Foreign dude: "Yes, talk slow please"
Dude 1: "Damnit, I'm stuck with a foreign note taker!"
Foreign dude: "How you spell that?"
by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010
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