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jonas chased his wife candace with a fire axe through the woods. he caught her and knocked her to the ground. he raised the axe and candace put her arm up futally to block the axe, but the axe went through her arm and she was split down.
by da hood' June 20, 2004
Get the split down mug.a inept person who injects you full of crack when your not looking. when they "take blood" they are actually injecting you with crack or giving you a disease that they will charge you to cure later on! if you complain theyll lock you in a room and stick icepicks in your balls!
by da hood' February 8, 2005
Get the doctor mug.A holiday that is molested by the jewelry companies. Commercials will state " if you love her, youll buy her this expensive ring that you cant afford. Go on! Buy the girl you just met 5 days ago a nine thousand dollar ring!" And then rough, pruny looking housewives with too much makeup on remark to their husbands that "Christmas is just around the corner" assuming that their husbands are gonna do shit for them on christmas except for get fucked up and shout at their parents. 17 year old kids also ask their parents "What santa is going to bring them this year" in a greedy attempt to obtain an expensive car that if they had a JOB they could have.
by da hood' November 13, 2004
Get the christmas mug.What my kitty does to me when i turn my back! mistress kat is a cruel swipist who slashes ribbons into my flesh!
shing........SWIPE! reowr!
by da hood' January 3, 2005
Get the swipe mug.this is the most fuckin racist game ive ever seen in my life!a game where you buy extremly low cost areas in the da hood and you can be a car with spinnin rims, a toaster toastin fried chicken,a battleship with all black people working on it, a hat that slaves wore, a cannon that hints to firing at blacks, and iron and thimble to show how hard slaves worked! in a special edition version of monopoly, you can be a SPADE! (spade also being a slang term for nigger.)you can also be a tea cup full of, not tea, but colt 45. how racist!
by da hood' July 22, 2004
Get the monopoly mug.A weapon that a big, sweaty, bald white guy in jail uses to come up behind somebody, stick them many times, then walk away casually and hand the blade to some crackhead to hide it because, lets face it, crackheads may not be smart but they can damn sure hide things like an expert!
by da hood' December 19, 2004
Get the shank mug.What people always shout to others while theyre alive but at their funeral, you rarely hear anything but nice compliments. Just once id like to see osmone at a funeral say "This guy was a greedy fuckface and i sure hope that his death hurt him in extreme ways, fuck you you son of a bitch, rot in hell!" and then spit o nthe corpse so the wrinkled odl women at them can make fainting noises and pass out.
by da hood' January 3, 2005
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