d0rk's definitions

jizzard

a person who performs indiscriminate blowjobs. a slut. figuratively drunk on semen. (akin to drunkard)

Get off my jock, you jizzard. You blew my buddy Tony not five minutes ago!

by d0rk May 24, 2004

goob

a silly, ridiculous person; a peanut-head

*you never message me
-you're always idle
-goob

by d0rk April 19, 2004