107 definitions by d. gould
The exact opposite, of "smells like ass". Unlike the previous phrase, "Vegas ass" describes hygenically and visually refined bottoms, or their associated scent. An ass one is more likely to lick, than find repulsive. Typicallly found on an exotic dancer, who works in a very high-end, Las Vegas "Gentleman's Club". Henceforth, the name.
by d. gould February 10, 2006
A prostitute, who exclusively works truck stops along an interstate highway. Unlike high class call girls, they are usually dressed very non-descript.
by d. gould January 24, 2006
A person, who habitually hangs out at bike shops. For no good reason, other than to talk "shop". Often unemployed, broke, and without a life of their own, they take up the majority of your time, without spending any money.
"I had three projects on the go, but I couldn't get anything done with the shop fly buzzing around all the time. He's always asking stupid, fucking questions, while I'm trying to finish a project."
by d. gould January 18, 2006
An overly enlarged clitorus. Which, when viewed from the rear, appears like veal, between two slices of bread. Hence the name.
"That skank, had the nastiest veal sandwich I'd ever seen!"
"You tapped her ass, anyways. Right?"
"But of course!"
"You tapped her ass, anyways. Right?"
"But of course!"
by d. gould July 10, 2006
The going rate of any new inmate, upon his arrival to prision. His exact value being "one Twinkie". Often temporarily traded from one lifer to another, for sexual favours.
by d. gould January 5, 2007
Someone who is clearly addicted to crack cocaine. Characterized by skitish movements, poor hygiene, and a willingness to do anything for the drug. Often observed wandering aimlessly during all hours of the night, in search of their next fix.
by d. gould January 13, 2006
When a straight guy finds a girl SO incredibly attractive, he would have sex with her, even if he first found out she was actually a transvestite.
by d. gould January 22, 2007