6 definitions by d'rof71
The red marks left on your forearms after leaning forward while taking a dump. The longer the squat, the more defined the battle scars.
by d'rof71 June 25, 2007
A retarded person. It sounds close to the word "retarded," and is just obscure enough to allow the user to get away with calling someone out in public minus the shame of being un-PC.
"That GW Bush is a frittata."
by d'rof71 March 5, 2008
A woman with large breasts.
by d'rof71 July 6, 2006
"Why is Scott all drenched?"
"He was craptized earlier while throwing down brown."
"I love a good craptism."
"He was craptized earlier while throwing down brown."
"I love a good craptism."
by d'rof71 June 25, 2007
A not well-endowed gentleman.
Woman #1: I heard you had sex with Tom last night? How's his "business?"
Woman #2: Not a lot going on down there.
Woman #1: Oh. He's a small business owner.
Woman #2: Not a lot going on down there.
Woman #1: Oh. He's a small business owner.
by d'rof71 March 5, 2008
1. A delicious variety of soft drinks, e.g. Cream Soda and Cel-Ray.
2. A euphemism for bowel movement.
2. A euphemism for bowel movement.
I had Mexican food for lunch, so I'll probably have to make an appointment with Dr. Brown before dinner.
by d'rof71 March 11, 2008