2 definitions by cynical30
Drunk beyond all capacity to function. Passing out on the ground, vomiting upon one's self, running into foreign objects, and possibly waking up the next day with a splitting headache, alcohol poisoning symptoms, and a $222 public drunkenness ticket in your pocket.
"Yo, this morning i found a $400 bar tab in my jeans... and that's AFTER i woke up next to a chick who couldn't get out of her house without the assistance of Richard Simmons and the jaws of life. I was utterly Mumm-Ra'd!!!!"
by cynical30 March 27, 2009
When you huff a massive rail and all of a sudden you need to unleash a massive brown boa into the porcelain dihydrogen monoxide pool.
Damn this shit must have only passed through 2 or 3 assholes before it made it to my sinuses just now. I think I gotta go cokepoop. Where's the shitcan at?
by cynical30 February 12, 2016