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1 definition by cynical30

 
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Drunk beyond all capacity to function. Passing out on the ground, vomiting upon one's self, running into foreign objects, and possibly waking up the next day with a splitting headache, alcohol poisoning symptoms, and a $222 public drunkenness ticket in your pocket.
"Yo, this morning i found a $400 bar tab in my jeans... and that's AFTER i woke up next to a chick who couldn't get out of her house without the assistance of Richard Simmons and the jaws of life. I was utterly Mumm-Ra'd!!!!"
by cynical30 March 27, 2009