3 definitions by cyberpimp2
A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.
Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)
When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)
When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!
by cyberpimp2 August 1, 2021
A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.
Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)
When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)
When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!
by cyberpimp2 August 2, 2021
A lesbian sex act where 3* or more females form a type of chain, also known as a "train", so the middle participants are "eating out" while at the same time getting "eaten out".
(Note that the "caboose" only eats out, while the "locomotive" only gets eaten out. For some trains, the "coupling" may be easiest when the position of each particpant alternates between crawling on all fours and laying on one's back.)
* It should also be noted that the "caboose" does not strictly need to be female.
(Note that the "caboose" only eats out, while the "locomotive" only gets eaten out. For some trains, the "coupling" may be easiest when the position of each particpant alternates between crawling on all fours and laying on one's back.)
* It should also be noted that the "caboose" does not strictly need to be female.
After a boozy night of drinking together, Tiffany, Chastity, Divinity, Taylor, and Madison decided to eat out in a Restaurant Train. All aboard!
by cyberpimp2 November 10, 2022