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Beth: I will always love you, but I think it's best we break up. We can still be friends though.
Roger: OK I guess. It's you, not me. Would you still bend for a friend here and there ?
Roger: OK I guess. It's you, not me. Would you still bend for a friend here and there ?
by cut the cards November 24, 2022
Get the bend for a friend mug.Larry: I am heading back home, I will be cool.
Harvey: Well, watch out for you know who as you walk through that neighborhood on your way home.
Harvey: Well, watch out for you know who as you walk through that neighborhood on your way home.
by cut the cards September 5, 2022
Get the you know who mug.Drive your man all around town and pay for the car, gas, insurance, etc. especially when out of henny and weed.
Julie: Where to next baby ?
De'Vontleroy: I tolds you !
Julie: Sorry. Want to swing through Popeyes or KFC too as I slackerdrive ?
De'Vontleroy: I tolds you !
Julie: Sorry. Want to swing through Popeyes or KFC too as I slackerdrive ?
by cut the cards December 27, 2022
Get the slackerdrive mug.Roger: I went to the spin class at silver sneakers.
Carl: How was it ?
Roger: I met this nice looking older woman.
Carl: How did that go ?
Roger: She turned out to be a silver stinker once we went to her place.
Carl: How was it ?
Roger: I met this nice looking older woman.
Carl: How did that go ?
Roger: She turned out to be a silver stinker once we went to her place.
by cut the cards January 7, 2023
Get the silver stinker mug.Mabel: How do you like my vintage Christmas sweater I have not washed for decades ?
Junior: It's nice.
Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.
Junior: It's nice.
Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.
by cut the cards December 19, 2022
Get the reeking around the Christmas tree mug.Roger: Boy, that sure was uncomfortable at the holiday gathering yesterday.
Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?
Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.
Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.
Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.
Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?
Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.
Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.
Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.
by cut the cards March 12, 2023
Get the hat in the ring mug.Rhonda: Feeling good tonight after riding the ATV all day in 90 weather.
Phil: What you sayin ?
Rhonda: Feelin frisky.
Phil: I'm sure you will just put on some of that Lume again.
Rhonda: Are you saying I have Lume ass ?
Phil: What you sayin ?
Rhonda: Feelin frisky.
Phil: I'm sure you will just put on some of that Lume again.
Rhonda: Are you saying I have Lume ass ?
by cut the cards January 13, 2023
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