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Mike: I need to go mop up it's so hot in this warehouse riding this forklift around.
Boss: Make it fast, we don't have all day.
Boss: Make it fast, we don't have all day.
by cut the cards August 8, 2022
Get the mop up mug.Roger: Boy, that sure was uncomfortable at the holiday gathering yesterday.
Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?
Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.
Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.
Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.
Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?
Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.
Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.
Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.
by cut the cards March 12, 2023
Get the hat in the ring mug.Rhonda: Feeling good tonight after riding the ATV all day in 90 weather.
Phil: What you sayin ?
Rhonda: Feelin frisky.
Phil: I'm sure you will just put on some of that Lume again.
Rhonda: Are you saying I have Lume ass ?
Phil: What you sayin ?
Rhonda: Feelin frisky.
Phil: I'm sure you will just put on some of that Lume again.
Rhonda: Are you saying I have Lume ass ?
by cut the cards January 13, 2023
Get the Lume ass mug.Mike: That gal you picked up last night just left when you were in the shower.
Harvey: Thanks.
Mike: You sure can pick em. She was a big gal.
Harvey: I know, when I woke up out of my stupor I saw her underwear on the floor. I thought I left my window open and a parachute landed through the window. Never again, man.
Harvey: Thanks.
Mike: You sure can pick em. She was a big gal.
Harvey: I know, when I woke up out of my stupor I saw her underwear on the floor. I thought I left my window open and a parachute landed through the window. Never again, man.
by cut the cards January 25, 2023
Get the parachute mug.Wife: You are going golfing, etc. ?
Hubby: Yes do you approve dear?
Wife: NO. Stay home with me and watch Hallmark channel.
Hubby: See ya I'm going.
Wife: No day drinking otherwise you can forget about you know what later tonight.
Hubby: No problem chirp.
Hubby: Yes do you approve dear?
Wife: NO. Stay home with me and watch Hallmark channel.
Hubby: See ya I'm going.
Wife: No day drinking otherwise you can forget about you know what later tonight.
Hubby: No problem chirp.
by cut the cards December 31, 2022
Get the chirp mug.Roger: Man, we sure had a good time at the club.
Harvey: Yes. Did you see the convertible ?
Roger: Yes. He didn't think I saw him take out the garbage in the morning with it all the way removed.
Harvey: Yes. Did you see the convertible ?
Roger: Yes. He didn't think I saw him take out the garbage in the morning with it all the way removed.
by cut the cards March 8, 2023
Get the convertible mug.Roger: See that gal across the room ?
Harvey: Yes, she takes my breath away.
Roger: You got that right. She will take your breath away. I hired her to peel wallpaper in my bathroom with it.
Harvey: Yes, she takes my breath away.
Roger: You got that right. She will take your breath away. I hired her to peel wallpaper in my bathroom with it.
by cut the cards February 23, 2023
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