12 definitions by currentlypullingawickedone

Kris

Pronunciation: 🔈Kris (spelled phonetically)
Part of speech: verb
Synonyms: honor, reward, etc.
Antonyms: curse, wrong, etc.
Past tense: Krissed
Infinitive: to Kris
Gerund: Krissing
Syllables: 1
Connotation: positive, exciting, exhilarating, enchanting, bewitching, etc.

“Wow, did you see that Kris Jenner herself Krissed everyone on TikTok?”
“I did see that! I can’t believe how far this whole Krissing thing has gone!”

by currentlypullingawickedone July 1, 2022

Krission

A beautiful noun that articulates the act of Krissing someone or being Krissed. The lovely verb “Kris” means to essentially Rickroll someone, but with a video of Kris Jenner dancing.

Synonyms: unknown
Antonyms: de-Krission

“The delicate art of Krission is difficult to perfect.”

by currentlypullingawickedone July 7, 2022

Besite

Like “bestie,” but more sarcastic and arguably better.

“Hey, besite.”
“Hi.”

by currentlypullingawickedone March 5, 2022

Basil Banger

Somebody who is highly attracted to basil. They see basil as a wonderful romantic partner that is superior to any human. Many basil bangers even go on to marry basil.

“Wow, did you see all that basil in his pocket? He has to be a basil banger.”

by currentlypullingawickedone June 7, 2021

Criminally Thicc

(adjective) Someone so thicc that it is illegal.

“Did you see Billy Bob Joe yesterday? He’s criminally thicc.”

by currentlypullingawickedone July 4, 2021

Minoon

A Minoon is an incredibly attractive woman in her late twenties.

She is often tall, with an intimidating demeanor that people love.

“Woah! Did you see that Minoon over there?”
“I sure did! What a lovely Minoon!”
“I agree, what a lovely Minoon!”

by currentlypullingawickedone March 5, 2022

Nancy

Someone who rules over the entire world. People may not realize it, but she’s the ultimate overlord and has the power to terminate anyone at any time. Be cautious around Nancy; you can’t even begin to comprehend what she’s capable of. She can be incredibly kind, but she can also revoke your livelihood in just one nanosecond. Make sure to be on her good side; her bad side is pretty fatal.

Person A: “Wow! Who’s that overlordly being in the vegetarian aisle?”
Person B: “Oh, that’s just Nancy. She’s not that great.”
Nancy: *eyes flash with anger and begin to shoot lasers at Person B*
Person A: “Whoa, my friend just got terminated by Nancy!”

by currentlypullingawickedone October 22, 2022