3 definitions by cunnilinguist
by cunnilinguist November 5, 2003
A Sigrun is the type of girl that grew up in a rich household but now is batshit insane and horny AF.
She has huge badonkadongs and a phat ass and is not shy about using them to her advantage.
While she may appear rough around the edges and rude at first, she's actually a big softie deep down, but you wouldn't want her as an enemy.
She has huge badonkadongs and a phat ass and is not shy about using them to her advantage.
While she may appear rough around the edges and rude at first, she's actually a big softie deep down, but you wouldn't want her as an enemy.
Did you hear what happened to the McDoverson's kid? She's turned into a real Sigrun - half the town either slept with her or is afraid of her!
by cunnilinguist November 27, 2021
A cross between a dork, a mallrat, a hippie, and a rocker. Gromits hang out at the mall or in parking lots. They are known to wear:
Dr. Suess hats
Marilyn Manson or Korn shirts
Jnco jeans
Wallet chains of hemp rope with beads in 'em
Gromits are almost always white. They listen to ICP and Staind. Gromits are by definition teenage boys in the most awkward phase of growth of their lives. But there are female gromits. They usually have acne.
Dr. Suess hats
Marilyn Manson or Korn shirts
Jnco jeans
Wallet chains of hemp rope with beads in 'em
Gromits are almost always white. They listen to ICP and Staind. Gromits are by definition teenage boys in the most awkward phase of growth of their lives. But there are female gromits. They usually have acne.
Dude, shut up I remember when you were a trenchcoat wearing gromit at the mall.
It was to her eternal shame that she lost her virginity to a townie gromit one drunken night when she was fifteen.
It was to her eternal shame that she lost her virginity to a townie gromit one drunken night when she was fifteen.
by cunnilinguist December 8, 2003