2 definitions by cumindog

Cum Sock

A sock you store your cum in WARNING: DON'T LET MOM FIND YOUR CUM SOCK KEEP IT HIDDEN UNDER YOUR BED VERY IMPORTANT EMPTY YOUR CUM IN THE SOCK EVERY 3-4 WEEKS IN YOUR CUM JAR

Guy1: I have a massive collection of Cum Socks
Guy2: WTF THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE
Guy1: Do you got a problem with me cumming in my socks???
Guy2: YES I DO I WILL FUCKING BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE AND POP YOU WITH MY GLOCK
Guy1: Okay whatever nazi

by cumindog March 4, 2021

Dry Dog

A sex position where you suck a dog's cock so much it becomes dry.

Guy1: I nutted by doing the Dry Dog with my eye socket!
Guy2: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Guy1: You mad bro?
Guy2: I'm calling the police
Guy1: Yup you mad LOL
Police: HE HAS A DOG AS A HOSTAGE!
Guy1: *NUTS*
Police: OPEN FIRE!
Guy1: *DIES*
Police: Nvm, he just nutted.
Guy2: POGGERS

by cumindog March 4, 2021