1 definition by crippled4lifepolarbear

December 5

National grab penis day
On this day anyone may grab any penis they please. Just make sure to let go!

*grabs david’s penis*
david: “what the fuck”
me: “It’s December 5, national grab penis day!”
david: “Ohhh I gotchu”

by crippled4lifepolarbear December 5, 2019