1 definition by crgn
v. tr. To spoil a film, book or TV programme by giving away the ending in the very first sentence of your review, before anyone even has a chance to realise they ought to stop listening.
"In Sixth Sense, for example, to say that Bruce Willis' portrayal of a man who is de..."
"Shut up, you're about to Kermode the whole film, aren't you?"
"Yes, but it's not as if I was about to tell you how Cary Grant in North by Northwest is symbolic of someone who is caught up in..."
Chainsaw noises
From the notorious spoiling of films by Mark Kermode, a BBC film critic.
"Shut up, you're about to Kermode the whole film, aren't you?"
"Yes, but it's not as if I was about to tell you how Cary Grant in North by Northwest is symbolic of someone who is caught up in..."
Chainsaw noises
From the notorious spoiling of films by Mark Kermode, a BBC film critic.
by crgn April 28, 2006