creeperstash's definitions
Drunk to the point of losing the ability to filter your thoughts. All judgment taken away.
Symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily Santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. Lots of pointing.
Symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily Santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. Lots of pointing.
A straight man in a wedding dress gets up at the bar and points at a stranger. Before he can even get a word out, he realizes that this stranger is a man he once met three years ago and always wanted to tell him he's a loser because he's fat. At top volume, the santa clause drunkard points at the man and tells him he's a fat loser.
Then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his glass at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. Now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.
That's when you know someone is santa clause drunk.
Then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his glass at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. Now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.
That's when you know someone is santa clause drunk.
by CreeperStash October 7, 2008
Get the Santa Clause Drunkmug. A thin, usually dark and greasy mustache just above the top lip, resembling that of a stereotypical Mexican person.
Usually those with a true "creeper stash" also carry a baseball bat while wearing Bermuda or Mormon shorts, and pop out of expectable locations ready to beat someone up.
Usually those with a true "creeper stash" also carry a baseball bat while wearing Bermuda or Mormon shorts, and pop out of expectable locations ready to beat someone up.
The character of "Martin" played by Danny R. McBride in the 2007 movie "The Heartbreak Kid" is a perfect example of a creeper stash.
by CreeperStash March 13, 2008
Get the Creeper Stashmug. 1. Said when 2 or more people are observing a hot person and debating whether or not they would "bang", or have sex, with him/her.
2. Also used when saying "do this..." or "put that in..."
2. Also used when saying "do this..." or "put that in..."
1. Dude, I'd totally bang that chick over there.
2. Now, bang that pan in the oven on 350 for 20 minutes.
2. Now, bang that pan in the oven on 350 for 20 minutes.
by CreeperStash March 12, 2008
Get the Bang Thatmug. "Dude, we were like a mullet last night!"
"I was the business in the front and you were the party in the back."
"I was the business in the front and you were the party in the back."
by CreeperStash June 29, 2008
Get the Mulletmug. The point reached in the day when it's too late to get any from the opposite sex. Usually applies after a long day at work.
by CreeperStash January 28, 2008
Get the Cut Off Timemug. -Be sure to bring your coconut bras to the party!
-Oh, I'm bringin' my coconut speedo... Yah, just let your mind wander with that for a while.
-Oh, I'm bringin' my coconut speedo... Yah, just let your mind wander with that for a while.
by CreeperStash June 23, 2008
Get the Coconut Speedomug. A term used to describe the act of buying cocaine. Cocaine is often referred to as "snow" or "playing in snow", therefore people will use the term "lift ticket" as a metaphor to disguise the act of purchasing the drug.
by CreeperStash September 9, 2010
Get the Lift Ticketmug.