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A word created by college students one sunny morning in a distant land and to be on Urban Dictionary is their dream.

"The only word you will ever need. Works as a verb or noun, and means whatever the user needs it to."
Dan: So what do you think about the situation?
Chris: Idk, Shwaznaughts.

Chris: Did you see the new kid?
Dan: Yeah he is such a Shwaznaughts.
by creator of words September 23, 2012
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A slang term used to described someone who is insessently annoying, and weaves tales of their own self worth in their conversations, and or homosexual (weave men's wood)
Stop dicking around you wood weaver!

guy:Oh i am so cool, I was out fucking some honeys earlier tonite, and all you were doing was playin video games, I was cruisen with my boys you fucking wood weaver.
by creator of words March 8, 2008
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