1 definition by crazy-potato-21

An unnecessary act standing for “Children’s Online Privacy Act” that is blocking “children” from making accounts on the internet due to hurtful stereotypes claiming that that are irresponsible, stupid, and are not capable of having any sort of common sense.

This act just adds to the large pile of strange and stupid restrictions placed on those who are under 13; some of them being from the government, and some just made up by society.
Boss: “So, how should we keep children safe online?”
Employee: “well, sense children are irresponsible idiots, let’s just block them! And to make it sound like a good act let’s call it COPPA!”
Boss: “Brilliant! And no one’s gonna turn against it because they know children are no capable of having common sense.
Employee: “and the children won’t be able to say anything because no one cares about their opinion!”
Boss: “You deserve a raise!”
by crazy-potato-21 March 25, 2022
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