10 definitions by cranky neighbor
n. Twenty-four hour cycle of sleeplessness experienced by video gamers, fuelled by caffeine and energy drinks.
by cranky neighbor August 6, 2010
1 n. A painful spasm experienced in the muscles of the fingers, hand or forearm, while writing with a pen or pencil.
2 n. A severe contraction of funds in a writer's bank account, caused by an unreliable source of income.
2 n. A severe contraction of funds in a writer's bank account, caused by an unreliable source of income.
I was signing cheques last night for all my bills and got a terrible writer's cramp.
All my cheques came back NSF. I guess my account has writer's cramp.
All my cheques came back NSF. I guess my account has writer's cramp.
by cranky neighbor August 6, 2010
n. A male patient who is turned into a hand puppet during a hernia exam when his doctor crams his or her hand all the way up inside, totally inverting the scrotum.
Why are you limping?
I went to my doctor on account of mild abdominal pain and he turned me into a hernia hand puppet.
I went to my doctor on account of mild abdominal pain and he turned me into a hernia hand puppet.
by cranky neighbor July 27, 2010