Definitions by craig mcrae
rompous
Having visual and or meaningful characteristics that are wild, exaggerated, without restraint and jagged.
david: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
craig: look at that line of text, in an abstract sense it's a very rompous line of text
craig: i think i made up that word
david: it's a perfectly cromulent word
craig: look at that line of text, in an abstract sense it's a very rompous line of text
craig: i think i made up that word
david: it's a perfectly cromulent word
rompous by Craig McRae April 2, 2009
bum turf
1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)
2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.
2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.
1.
"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"
2.
"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting for bum turf"
"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"
2.
"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting for bum turf"
bum turf by Craig McRae September 4, 2008
two-hole sit
When a female sits atop the thigh of another person in a straddling fashion. Both the vagina and anus are in contact with the leg of the person being sat upon.
A: I could feel her warmth when she sat down on my knee
B: Yeah, the two-hole sit will get anyone in the mood! I had a slight hofty just watching.
B: Yeah, the two-hole sit will get anyone in the mood! I had a slight hofty just watching.
two-hole sit by Craig McRae May 23, 2007
shcwap
shcwap by Craig McRae September 12, 2006
brogurt
"Hey bro, let's go to that club now"
"Isn't that the one with all the blacklights?"
"Yeah..."
"Dude, I've got your brogurt all over my face"
"Isn't that the one with all the blacklights?"
"Yeah..."
"Dude, I've got your brogurt all over my face"
brogurt by Craig McRae August 15, 2006
bro-on
A: "Hey bro, i've got the axe and the natti ice, did you bring the other essentials?"
B: "Yeah bro, i've got the gamecube and the black dildo"
A: "I've got such a bro-on right now bro"
B: "Yeah bro"
B: "Yeah bro, i've got the gamecube and the black dildo"
A: "I've got such a bro-on right now bro"
B: "Yeah bro"
bro-on by Craig McRae July 26, 2006
sharticipation
the feeling one has when they want to shit, or fart (unknown) and are scared of what will come out if they try too hard.
see shart
see shart
"Dude, I’m going to the bathroom"
"Why?"
"I can't stand the sharticipation"
"what the fuck are you talking about?"
"I don’t know if I have to shit or fart, and I’d rather not figure it out here"
"Why?"
"I can't stand the sharticipation"
"what the fuck are you talking about?"
"I don’t know if I have to shit or fart, and I’d rather not figure it out here"
sharticipation by Craig McRae July 18, 2006