4 definitions by craZy chRi$

monkey business

Monkey business describes an activity where one is up to no good, but is not doing anything too harmful. Monkey business does not cause you to get arrested but will provide a good laugh. From prank phone calls to leaving rare pepes on your friend's doorstep, monkey business is a great sleepover activity for all to enjoy!

Cindy Robes: What's the plan for Saturday night??
Mark Icecreambars: Shit's going down at Jon's place!
Jon Earwig: Yeah, we're gonna do some real monkey business!

by craZy chRi$ September 2, 2015

Mark

Marks are generally interested in science, and may aspire to work in the medical field. But if said Mark does become a doctor, he won't be very good at his job. Extremely religious and arrogant, Marks have an usual obsession with ice cream bars.

Cindy Robes: Mark is so hot, I love his ice cream bar collection!
Jon Earwig: Yeah, he's cool, but he's a shitty doctor.

by craZy chRi$ September 2, 2015

savage in collage form

when you make a savage af collage comparing a goof to something else, in order to make fun of them.

Cindy Robes: did u see jon earwig's new post on instagram? he kinda looks like a turtle in it.
Mark Icecreambars: omg ur right! time to hit google and pic collage, we're making a new savage in collage form!

by craZy chRi$ September 2, 2015

Jon

Jon's a fuckboy who looks like a dust bunny.

Cindy Robes: our son Jon fucked over two girls in a week.
Mark Icecreambars: Yea, he's kind of a fuckboy like that. Also, did you notice he has a lazy eye?
Cindy Robes: Yeah, I knew we shouldn't have had kids when we're cousins, Mark! He's screwed up! Maybe that's why he's always asking me to play with his hair...

by craZy chRi$ September 2, 2015