cpt war dog
Writing on a piece of paper your most sexually depraved fantasy, then handing it to your partner. When they read it and look at you in disgust, look them straight in the eye and say "make it so".
Person 1: "Hey, are you writing me a poem?"
Person 2: "No, I'm enterprising."
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