2 definitions by cplelliott

Jabbergasm

What immediately fallows jabberwanking while still on the phone. The end result of jabberwanking.

Melisa: are u jabberwanking?

Mark: IIIII waaas here comes the jabbergasmmmm spwshhhhhhhahhhhhhhh! pause Im sorry what?

by cplelliott September 10, 2009

burger with "special" sauce on it, or to jizz on someones burger while said name person is absent from burger.

Mark: this burger taste funky

Jason: yea that's cause its a snowburger with smegma sauce.

Mark: jaded clapper and lots of barf!

by cplelliott September 10, 2009