53 definitions by cosmo
When spooning, the partner on the inside. Generally the man, or taller partner. Used without an article. (ie, "I like being big spoon," not "I like being the big spoon")
see also ladle.
see also ladle.
by cosmo July 13, 2005
Nickname of professional cyclist Mario Cipollini, one of the greatest sprinters in the history of cyclist, first and only man to win 4 consecutive Tour de France stages, has the all time record for stage wins in the Giro d'Italia, former World Champ, known as much for his magnetic personality and good looks as his riding ability.
by cosmo January 25, 2005
when a worker in a menial, white collar job simply skips a day (or several) without explanation to his boss or coworkers. Taken from the movie "Office Space", in which the main character does just that.
Also "pulling an Office Space", "taking an Office Space" "I Office Spaced todauy" etc.
Also "pulling an Office Space", "taking an Office Space" "I Office Spaced todauy" etc.
by cosmo November 3, 2006
Sneaking out with Jimmy was fun.
by cosmo March 27, 2004
A sexual manouever in which a man, while fingering a woman outside of her field of vision, inserts his penis without announcing he is doing so. The act is generally employed as a means to commence intercourse with a hesitant (but willing) partner.
The term "eleventh finger" can also simply be slang for penis.
The term "eleventh finger" can also simply be slang for penis.
Chris: Well, she was kinda riding the fence about having sex with me. Since she never said no outright, I gave her the eleventh finger, and that was that.
Kevin: nicely done, sir.
Kevin: nicely done, sir.
by cosmo July 13, 2006
A contest held between two or more competitors in which a set amount of beer is ingested by all competitors at regular intervals, usually one beer/minute. A competitor is declared "out" when he or she vomits. The last competitor to have not vomited is the winner. One-on-one domes are usually announced by chants of "Two men enter, one man leaves."
May also be used to refer to the act of participating in a dome.
May also be used to refer to the act of participating in a dome.
"I won the dome last night by drinking 13 beers in 13 minutes."
or
"Did you see those guys doming last night?"
or
"Did you see those guys doming last night?"
by cosmo April 21, 2004
The act of taking Monday off from work/class because you got crunk so hard over the weekend that you couldn't recover in time. The joke is that you're celebrating "St Monday's Day" and so you can't come to work.
The term actually dates back to pre-revolutionary America. Benjamin Franklin makes fun of his co-workers for taking a large number of "Saint Mondays" in "The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin".
The term actually dates back to pre-revolutionary America. Benjamin Franklin makes fun of his co-workers for taking a large number of "Saint Mondays" in "The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin".
"This, and my being esteem'd a pretty good riggite, that is, a jocular verbal satirist, supported my consequence in the society. My constant attendance (I never making a St. Monday) recommended me to the master; and my uncommon quickness at composing occasioned my being put upon all work of dispatch, which was generally better paid. So I went on now very agreeably."
-The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin
-The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin
by cosmo July 17, 2006