scrubber

Typically a woman, without morals or ethics, tending to dive face-first into any male's crotch without a second thought. Ugly, loud, sometimes mannish in apearance, receives government paychecks to buy smokes and grog, which are the scrubber's main food source.

Mr. Biggins: Good day to you Mr. Forthingshire, how goes the hunting?

Mr. Forthingshire: Rather well dear chap. During this morning's hunt, I was fortunate enough to come across a herd of scrubbers.

Mr. Biggins: Oh, very good. I hope you showed those scrubbers a thing or two.

Mr. Forthingshire: That I did dear boy, that I did. One might say the Western district of town is now scrubberless.

Mr. Biggins: Splended old chap! Well, Marjory is cooking a pot-roast tonight, so I best be off.

Mr. Forthingshire: Toodle-pip!

by coryinc September 26, 2006

bushman's blow

The act of riding one's nose of nasal debris using only a nose, a lung and a finger.
Can be summarised in 3 quick and easy steps:
1. Block left nostril
2. Tilt head to the left slightly (to avoid debris)
3. Blow. Hard.
Repeat process for right nostril. Then repeat until mucus has been ejected from nasal cavity.
If bleeding occurs, consult your crack supplier.
Not blowing hard enough will result in mucus swinging back to hit you in the lip, cheek or possibly chin.
Not recommended for use in overly public or indoor areas.

Billy didn't have a tissue handy, but a quick bushman's blow was all that he needed to rid himself of that pesky snot flow.

by coryinc September 26, 2006

mole patrol

A herd of skanky girls, often loud and thought to be drunk at first glance. Consists typically of the stereotype known elsewhere as trailer trash.

~"Don't look now Larry, but the mole patrol just rounded the corner."

by coryinc September 19, 2006