corn flake's definitions

Pick'em

An event, usually occurring in Physical Education. Used to select teams for recreational sports in class. A captain is usually selected for each team, and they pick a player to join their team. The more popular or more athletic students are usually picked early, while the unfit and unpopular are usually picked last. Nobody EVER wants to be picked last, as it is seen as demeaning.

Joe: Did you hear the big news?
Jack: We play dodgeball in gym today.
Joe: Oh yeah?
Jack: And that's not all, we had a pick'em, and when it came down to either picking that dorky John kid or that fat Jim kid, Jim shit himself, and Johnny fainted!
Joe: Well, I sure hope I'm not picked last!

by Corn Flake September 17, 2006

Snow dayed

phrase - whenever you get up and ready for school, drink coffee, shower, the whole shabang, then school gets cancelled and you can't go back to bed.

John: Alright, time for school.
Joe: School's cancelled.
John: Man! I can't go back to bed.
Joe: Snow dayed. Ouch.

by Corn Flake December 13, 2008

Quadruple-cat-dare

Noun- Building upon the dare series (Dare, Double Dare Triple-Dog-Dare) a Quadruple-Cat-Dare is the equivalent to 4x the amount of pressure of a regular dare.

John: I Quadruple-cat-dare you defecate on a plate and set it on the teacher's desk with a place card that says "Bon Appetit".
Jack: Deal!

by Corn Flake January 16, 2007

sexy intercourse

noun - one of Borat's terms for sex. He pronounces it seck-see in-ter-corse.

Borat: When do I gain entry to her vagin?
Dating Specialist: Her what?
Borat: You know sexy intercourse?
Dating Specialist: Oh, you want to go to bed with her?
Borat: Yes! Sexy Time! (claps hands)

by Corn Flake October 22, 2006

Tom Bergeron

some crappy television host that seems to represent 94% of ABC's program output. Hosts "Dancing with the Stars" and "America's Funniest Home Videos".

Jack: Did you see that crazy new reality show on ABC last night? It was crazy.
John: No. Who hosted it?
Jack: Tom Bergeron
John: Enough said.

by Corn Flake November 23, 2006

instagram baddie

An instagram baddie is another term for an instagram whore.

Boy:"Max is such an instagram baddie.."
Girl:"Ikr! he always posts pics of his abs!"

by Corn flake July 8, 2015

almost winner

noun - a loser, but a nice way of putting it.

John: Oh man! I can't believe we lost that volleyball match in phys. ed today.
Teacher: There are no losers here. Just almost winners.

by Corn Flake December 9, 2008