v. to use to many large, complex words in a sentence. Also, to make too many obscure historical references in a sentence.
Dennis Miller: I don't want to go on a rant here, but the U.S. foreign policy makes about as much sense as Robert Fulton having sex with Beowulf at the First Battle of Antietam. I mean, when a neo-conservative defenestrates, it's like Rovslofski filibustered deoxymonohydroxinate.
infamous vandal that vandalizes
wikipedia by moving pages to the original title but with the addition of the phrase on wheels.
Willy on Wheels moved the page George W. Bush to George W. Bush on Wheels.
noun- any high school class president election - ever.
Even though Joe was more fitting to be class president, John won solely because his good looks were enough to win a popularity contest.
John: Hey, did you see yesterday's episode of Family Feud?
Jack: No, I missed it. What happened?
John: The question was "Name something you feel before you buy it.", and some woman buzzed in and said "excited"!
noun - an inground swimming pool.
entymology: from the Beverly Hillbillies show on tv used the term to describe their swimming pool.
Jethro: Hey Pa! I'm gonna take me a dip in the cement pond!
noun - one of
Borat's terms for sex. He pronounces it seck-see in-ter-corse.
Borat: When do I gain entry to her
vagin?
Dating Specialist: Her what?
Borat: You know sexy intercourse?
Dating Specialist: Oh, you want to go to bed with her?
Borat: Yes!
Sexy Time! (claps hands)
The other night on the amazing race some fat muslim guys were philiminated from the race.
