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an imaginary place between the taint and butthole that is not fun
"ahhh Jeremy kicked me in the flooter!"
by cootercrusher58 November 26, 2019
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A lanky catholic man who is commonly mistaken for an asian that tickles the imagination with his graceful and mind boggling comedy. One might also ask, what are three other things about him?! To which I would respond "he has a penis, accidentally chases women through subway stations, and cannot be trusted without a horse by his side. Overall 10/10 would smash if given the chance ;) Also, John Mulaney if you are reading this plz divorce ur wife and call 673-854-1111
sally from group 2's parent: "wow who came up with the name for your reading group sally?"

Sally from group 2: "its that tall asian kid, John Mulaney!"

Sally from group 2's parent: "oh, stay away from that kid! There has got to be something wrong with him, he's asian and in group 2"
by cootercrusher58 November 26, 2019
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