1 definition by cooooooooooolavery

the act of going out & buying a tree, letting it grow for a few years & then cutting it down to the stump just went when it gets large enough for personal use. then bring home a bangin' girl that will fit on the stump & fuck her all night
Morgan: Are you gonna get stumped tonight heather?

Heather: Only if you do it with me!
by cooooooooooolavery November 10, 2009
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