5 definitions by coochie queen

drowning bobcat

when your giving a guy head he plugs your nose and your mouth fills up with cum and you drown.

"how did shelly die?"
"she was engaged in a drowning bobcat."

by coochie queen April 29, 2008

when a girl takes the thorns of a rose and tapes them to her hand, then gives a guy a hand job and makes him bleed.

"ouch my dick hurts so bad!"
"dude, what happened"
"my girl gave me a red rose"

by coochie queen April 29, 2008

when your having sex and the girl reaches down into her mouth and pulls the guys dick out through her mouth, making her croak like an owl.

Haha we did the croaking owl last night and when we woke up in the morning, my dad asked if we heard an owl outside.

by coochie queen April 29, 2008

on valentines day, you have plain old sex and talk dirty in french to eachother.

"vous le vous couche avec moi"
"oh i love a french valentine!"

by coochie queen April 29, 2008

when a chick cuts the top of her hair off, making her look like a rooster, and wraps the hair around her hand and gives a guy a hand job from behind.

"why is your hair all short on top?"
"i gave johnny a sneaky rooster last night."

by coochie queen April 29, 2008