9 definitions by considerthefollowing

Cats

Depending on who you ask, they are the epitome of evil, the cutest thing alive, satan's babies, ninjas, ninja-satan-babies, those animals they don't give two cruds about, living rugs, fur with claws, claws with fur, teeth with fur and claws, teeth with claws, teeth with fur, fur with teeth, what you shouldn't step on, a catto, the stupidest things alive, the future world rulers, the things trying to kill you in your sleep, the things trying to protect you from the things trying to kill you in your sleep, aliens, carnivourous monsters, little angels, everyone's best friend, the bane of all existance, the thing that sits on you at three in the morning, or just a cat.

I am sure I have missed at least 500 other definitions of cats. Publish your own description to fill in what I missed!

First person: There were feral cats in my backyard the other day.

Second person: Satan's fur babies!?!?!?? Where!?!?!?? * pulls out crucifix *

First person: Woah, calm down. Cats aren't satan's fur babies, they're ninjas. When you look for them, they're gone......
Second person: * muttering ancient chant to ward off evil *

by considerthefollowing June 27, 2018

Musicomplainers

Someone in the comment section of a YouTube music video who has nothing but crap to say about the music. They decide to click on a song they don't even like just to spread the hate. These people can be trolls or just idiots.

Musicomplainer: This song sux lel go die in a hole

Sane person: So why are you even in this comment section? Go listen to something else....stupid musicomplainers
Even saner person: Um, not to be rude but responding to musicomplainers is just what causes more Internet Idiocy.Don;t waste your time.

by considerthefollowing June 28, 2018