3 definitions by con sarn

Con sarn it, I'm snotty! And I've got no nosepons, alas!
by con sarn January 11, 2004
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1) to shit, 2) to turn something into shit.
1) I will turdify your sorry ass!
2) I do believe the weather has begun to turdify.
3) My love for you could turdify mountains.
4) When in doubt, turdify.
by con sarn January 11, 2004
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Since I moved here from Boulder, my hiccups have begun to turdify, thanks to the fact that my former resplendant singultologist gave up his practice and began selling nosepons, con sarn it.
by con sarn January 11, 2004
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