1 definition by communist2369

Someone who eats penis, and afterwords, denies doing so. This person follows a corrupt from of government in which the rich flourish and survive, while the poor and middle classes suffer. Capitalists also seem to think that poor people choose to be poor, and that life is only worth living if you have more money than everyone else.
guy1: dude did you see that capitalist eating penis?!
guy2: yeah. i'm sure glad i'm not a capitalist!
by communist2369 August 3, 2009
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