Def: G.N.S - Gossip News and Scandal. Invented by a bored Civil servant known to his friends as bill 'The Knowledge' working for an Incompetent Quango. GNS is spread around the organisation in an attempt to make a Miserably Stagnant job a little more bearable.
E.G: Here comes Bill with another jucie piece of GNS. I wonder whos been shagging in the stock room this week.