2 definitions by commadore mike
Inability to remember agreeing to attend events, work overtime, go to a party, often due to effects of drugs, alcohol, better plans came up, a fight with your girlfriend, or you simply don’t want to put on pants that day.
You said you would help my friend Katie move today! Sorry Babe, I must have planesia.
Why did I agree to go to the dmv with my mom today???? Hey-just say you have planesia and forgot.
Why did I agree to go to the dmv with my mom today???? Hey-just say you have planesia and forgot.
by commadore mike November 2, 2018
When you take a nasty poop and you use the bidet and it still didn't get all of it ....so you have to turn the bidet on and reach underneath and scrub with your left hand
Why is there a big Gulp cup in the bathroom at 7-11? Oh. You have never had a Pakistani Middleman have you?
by commadore mike July 30, 2023