combat_rock's definitions

Eddie Guerrero

The current WWE heavyweight champion (aka the "Smackdown" champion), and probably the best all around wrestler in the company today. Eddie can hold his own with the likes of Chris Benoit and Kurt Angle in terms of technical wrestling, and is just as good a high flyer as RVD. Furthermore, he is one of the most charismatic wrestlers on the mic. In fact, I think he's the best talker working full time that WWE has. He uses the frog splash as a finisher, and is known to lie, cheat, and steal his way to some of the most creative victories in recent memory (see his Wrestlmania XX victory over Kurt Angle). He's overcome drug addiction and being an undersized wrestler in a company known for pushing giants, and I'm extremely happy for him.

Eddie Guerrero could carry a broomstick to a good match.

by combat_rock May 12, 2004

Raiden

A name that brings conflicting memories to many gamers, because it refers to

1. The most kickass Mortal Kombat character ever, but also

2. The most bitchass character ever in the Metal Gear series.

How can Raiden be so cool and yet so lame?

by combat_rock November 30, 2003

u

Short for "you". Used by people who are too lazy to make TWO FUCKIN' EXTRA KEYSTROKES. I imagine they all must look like that Jarred asshole, pre-Subway.

I am more 1337 than U!

Shut the fuck up, you tool.

by combat_rock November 8, 2003

golf

Right above NASCAR and just below pro wrestling in the "what is and isn't a real sport" spectrum. I mean, seventy year old men still play it! That is not a sport. The commercial was right, golf would be a lot better if it were more like hockey.

Some woman streaking was the most exciting thing ever to happen on a golf course.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

battle royale

Possibly the greatest movie ever, also a novel and manga. A high school class if forced to fight in the battle royale, killing each other off one by one, untill only one remains. Some of the lovey dovey stuff is cheesy, but it only makes it funnier when they die a violent death.

Best scene: Kiriyama decapitates some kid, stuffs a grenade in his mouth, and uses his head as a weapon!

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

real ultimate power

Possesed by ALL true ninjas, real ultimate power is the ability to flip out all the time and kill people for practically no reason at all.

If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!!

by combat_rock November 8, 2003

mortal tipout

A version of the popular basketball game "tip out", aka 21. Basically, a bunch of guys gather around a basketball goal and it's every man for himself, trying to score 21 points. Each normal basket is worth one point, and you get to take free throws after you score, and keep shooting them untill you miss (while everyone else waits for a potential rebound). If someone tips a missed free throw in, it's worth two points.

Mortal tipout is played with no rules whatsoever, and violence is encouraged. Basically, me and some buddies that were too drunk/stupid for our own good came up with it, but it's very addictive.

You might get pushed to the court hard, playing mortal tipout.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004