combat_rock's definitions

Radio

A once novel concept completely and utterly destroyed by Clear Channel, which owns every radio station and only plays three shitty songs in steady rotation.

I just heard this song three minutes ago on the radio!

by combat_rock November 8, 2003

golf

Right above NASCAR and just below pro wrestling in the "what is and isn't a real sport" spectrum. I mean, seventy year old men still play it! That is not a sport. The commercial was right, golf would be a lot better if it were more like hockey.

Some woman streaking was the most exciting thing ever to happen on a golf course.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

battle royale

Possibly the greatest movie ever, also a novel and manga. A high school class if forced to fight in the battle royale, killing each other off one by one, untill only one remains. Some of the lovey dovey stuff is cheesy, but it only makes it funnier when they die a violent death.

Best scene: Kiriyama decapitates some kid, stuffs a grenade in his mouth, and uses his head as a weapon!

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

Vampire Effect

Not a great movie, but then, any movie that combines vampires and kung fu can't be all bad.

Vampire Effect is a good way to waste some time.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

mortal tipout

A version of the popular basketball game "tip out", aka 21. Basically, a bunch of guys gather around a basketball goal and it's every man for himself, trying to score 21 points. Each normal basket is worth one point, and you get to take free throws after you score, and keep shooting them untill you miss (while everyone else waits for a potential rebound). If someone tips a missed free throw in, it's worth two points.

Mortal tipout is played with no rules whatsoever, and violence is encouraged. Basically, me and some buddies that were too drunk/stupid for our own good came up with it, but it's very addictive.

You might get pushed to the court hard, playing mortal tipout.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

Jobber

Anyone in the WWE under 6'6'', a wrestler that always loses to make more popular wrestlers look better.

Spanky and Funaki are awesome, but they're to small to be anything other than jobbers.

by combat_rock November 28, 2003

Creed

The only band to suck so bad they actually GOT SUED FOR SUCKING. Their lead singer is the biggest wanker ever.

I was just at a Creed concert, and that singer started posing like Jeebus, so I barfed. Now I'm gonna sue them for making me sick.

by combat_rock November 24, 2003