combat_rock's definitions
Right above NASCAR and just below pro wrestling in the "what is and isn't a real sport" spectrum. I mean, seventy year old men still play it! That is not a sport. The commercial was right, golf would be a lot better if it were more like hockey.
by combat_rock May 17, 2004
Get the golfmug. Possibly the greatest movie ever, also a novel and manga. A high school class if forced to fight in the battle royale, killing each other off one by one, untill only one remains. Some of the lovey dovey stuff is cheesy, but it only makes it funnier when they die a violent death.
Best scene: Kiriyama decapitates some kid, stuffs a grenade in his mouth, and uses his head as a weapon!
by combat_rock May 17, 2004
Get the battle royalemug. by combat_rock May 17, 2004
Get the Vampire Effectmug. A once novel concept completely and utterly destroyed by Clear Channel, which owns every radio station and only plays three shitty songs in steady rotation.
by combat_rock November 8, 2003
Get the Radiomug. A total ripoff. It's McDonald's meal for people looking to eat healthy. It works, but there's nothing happy about it.
Fuck this salad, give me a burger. Oh, I forgot, they don't have real burgers here either. Better go to Carl's Jr.
by combat_rock May 17, 2004
Get the adult happy mealsmug. The only band to suck so bad they actually GOT SUED FOR SUCKING. Their lead singer is the biggest wanker ever.
I was just at a Creed concert, and that singer started posing like Jeebus, so I barfed. Now I'm gonna sue them for making me sick.
by combat_rock November 24, 2003
Get the Creedmug. In the videogame Final Fantasy II for the SNES, this is what Tellah calls Edward. It's actually a good example of Nintendo's censorship of games, because the Japanese version had him being called something bad. At least it's comical though.
by combat_rock November 8, 2003
Get the spoony bardmug.