combat_rock's definitions

limp bizkit

A band characterized by moronic lyrics with many mentions of the word "fuck" (CuZ Th3y r teh H4Rdc0R3!!!111!!), shitty power riffs played over and over, and inane "beats" added in. Their lead "singer" Fred Durst either "raps" in a whiny bitch ass voice or "sings" in monotone. Y'know, when he's trying to be all "serious".

Limp Bizkit song: Move in now move out, hands up now hands down.

Me: What is this? The fuckin' hokey pokey?

by combat_rock November 29, 2003

the talk

A conversation most American parents try to have with their teens, telling them all about sex even though they've already known it all for a couple of years by that time. Therefore it only serves to embarass the teen.

I'm not having the talk with my kids, I want them to just learn it all on the internet and from the kids at school like I did, and like everyone should.

by combat_rock November 24, 2003

golf

Right above NASCAR and just below pro wrestling in the "what is and isn't a real sport" spectrum. I mean, seventy year old men still play it! That is not a sport. The commercial was right, golf would be a lot better if it were more like hockey.

Some woman streaking was the most exciting thing ever to happen on a golf course.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

battle royale

Possibly the greatest movie ever, also a novel and manga. A high school class if forced to fight in the battle royale, killing each other off one by one, untill only one remains. Some of the lovey dovey stuff is cheesy, but it only makes it funnier when they die a violent death.

Best scene: Kiriyama decapitates some kid, stuffs a grenade in his mouth, and uses his head as a weapon!

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

hippos

The brothers of ninjas forever.

Hippos can kill anyone they want! Hippos eat people ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this hippo who was eating in the forest. And when some squirrel dropped a nut the hippo killed the whole forest. My friend Mark said that he saw a hippo totally uppercut some dog just because the dog opened a window.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

Jobber

Anyone in the WWE under 6'6'', a wrestler that always loses to make more popular wrestlers look better.

Spanky and Funaki are awesome, but they're to small to be anything other than jobbers.

by combat_rock November 28, 2003

Triumph the insult comic dog

A puppet who completely OWNED wordEminem/word at the MTV awards show, and the most hilarious thing ever. Originally part of Late Night with Conan O'brien. Likes to fuck all the bitches.

Eminem pissed his pants when he saw Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

by combat_rock November 8, 2003