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Raiden

A name that brings conflicting memories to many gamers, because it refers to

1. The most kickass Mortal Kombat character ever, but also

2. The most bitchass character ever in the Metal Gear series.
How can Raiden be so cool and yet so lame?
by combat_rock November 30, 2003
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Jobber

Anyone in the WWE under 6'6'', a wrestler that always loses to make more popular wrestlers look better.
Spanky and Funaki are awesome, but they're to small to be anything other than jobbers.
by combat_rock November 28, 2003
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hippos

Hippos can kill anyone they want! Hippos eat people ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this hippo who was eating in the forest. And when some squirrel dropped a nut the hippo killed the whole forest. My friend Mark said that he saw a hippo totally uppercut some dog just because the dog opened a window.
by combat_rock May 17, 2004
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u

Short for "you". Used by people who are too lazy to make TWO FUCKIN' EXTRA KEYSTROKES. I imagine they all must look like that Jarred asshole, pre-Subway.
I am more 1337 than U!

Shut the fuck up, you tool.
by combat_rock November 8, 2003
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Vampire Effect

Not a great movie, but then, any movie that combines vampires and kung fu can't be all bad.
Vampire Effect is a good way to waste some time.
by combat_rock May 17, 2004
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Radio

A once novel concept completely and utterly destroyed by Clear Channel, which owns every radio station and only plays three shitty songs in steady rotation.
I just heard this song three minutes ago on the radio!
by combat_rock November 8, 2003
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battle royale

Possibly the greatest movie ever, also a novel and manga. A high school class if forced to fight in the battle royale, killing each other off one by one, untill only one remains. Some of the lovey dovey stuff is cheesy, but it only makes it funnier when they die a violent death.
Best scene: Kiriyama decapitates some kid, stuffs a grenade in his mouth, and uses his head as a weapon!
by combat_rock May 17, 2004
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