be there moment

An occassion which is hilarious for people who witnessed it first hand however when the event is told to others, it isnt as funny.
You should of been there, teacher was walking past, and i stuck my leg out and she tripped, cracked her head on the table. -be there moment
by coinroller April 15, 2008
mugGet the be there momentmug.

titty kick

A kick of an Australian Rules football which is so accurate that it hits the target on the tit, ie chest. the receiver of such a kick has 99% chance of catching it. once a titty kick is performed, one must scream "RIGHT ON THE TIT" to let everyone know of the kick.
person a: RIGHT ON THE TIT
person b: what a titty kick!!
by coinroller July 12, 2007
mugGet the titty kickmug.

stone

B.C; how 'bout you suck my left stone..right buk chow now.
by coinroller May 03, 2008
mugGet the stonemug.

freckle dick

Someone who has a large amount of freckles and red hair who people assume to have a penis covered in freckles.
person a:"hey freckle dick, come over here"
freckle dick: "i dont have freckles on my dick!!"
by coinroller June 13, 2007
mugGet the freckle dickmug.

shitathalon

An event in which someone or thing takes a shit which lasts for so long
that it should be placed in the guiness book of records. Fortunately, this
event is rare and an extremety. A typical shitathalon lasts for upto 2
and a half hours and expelling over a kg (2.2 lbs) of shit. Health experts
recommend that prior to an expected shitathalon, one should ensure
that there is adaquete ventilaton in the shitting facillity as one may suffer
extreme headaches and or nausea due to the shithouse smell. Post shitathalon,
you may expect to feel like you've lost 10 kg in 2 hours.

Basically a really long shitting experience
person 1: wheres person 3, he said he had to go to the toilet an hour ago, whered he go?
person 2:i think he may of gone on a shitathalon
by coinroller May 22, 2007
mugGet the shitathalonmug.

uder

As in uder. Pronounced "you-dee-er". Someone who involves themselves with ud in some way ie.uploading words, browsing words etc..
wow, he's uploaded like 200 words.. uder..
by coinroller August 30, 2007
mugGet the udermug.

tek

A suffix added to the end of words to make them muzza.
Any word can have tek added to the end of it
Muztek.
jaytek.
runtek.
fazztek.
computertek.
schooltek
fagtek.
monkeytek.
by coinroller May 08, 2008
mugGet the tekmug.