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left handed curse

The curse applies to all left handed people and is the side affect of writing using an ink pen with your left hand. The ink from written words smudges all over the side of your palm and pinky finger.
After a long day at the office, Ivan got home and spent ten minutes cleaning the ink smudges on his left hand. Ivan suffers from the dreaded left handed curse.
by coinroller December 29, 2007
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constitute

Where a prostitute is 'pro'
a constitute is 'con'.
A prostitute who does a bad job.
I can't believe i payed $1000 bucks for that constitute.
by coinroller August 23, 2007
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teachinger

The dude who teachings you.
My teachinger gave me a dentention.
by coinroller August 23, 2007
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vagina case

Meant to be a derrogitory word.
However, it is often only used by losers and those who use it are often bagged for several months to come.
Year 7: your a vagina case
Year 9: WHAT THE FUCK IS A VAGINA CASE. Friggin loser.
by coinroller June 21, 2007
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shitathalon

An event in which someone or thing takes a shit which lasts for so long
that it should be placed in the guiness book of records. Fortunately, this
event is rare and an extremety. A typical shitathalon lasts for upto 2
and a half hours and expelling over a kg (2.2 lbs) of shit. Health experts
recommend that prior to an expected shitathalon, one should ensure
that there is adaquete ventilaton in the shitting facillity as one may suffer
extreme headaches and or nausea due to the shithouse smell. Post shitathalon,
you may expect to feel like you've lost 10 kg in 2 hours.

Basically a really long shitting experience
person 1: wheres person 3, he said he had to go to the toilet an hour ago, whered he go?
person 2:i think he may of gone on a shitathalon
by coinroller May 22, 2007
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strauchanie

The greatest afll player in the league.

Bryan Strauchan by name but famous and everyone calls him Strauchanie! You would know Strauchanie, he plays professional Aussie Rules for in the AFL for the mighty Collingwood Football Club. He joined the pies in 2004 using their last draft pick to chose strauchanie. His first game is just around the corner. Micks saving Strauchanie for the Wizard Cup. Strauchanie! Basically Strauchanies a superstar. He's got the best skills and marking ability the competitions ever seen, with comparisons to Wayne Carey frequently being thrown his way. You might have seen Strauchanstar on TV, he star on Channel 10's before the game. He's basically there for ratings but the exposure is ok he sayss. The kids get to learn from the best and Strauchanie is the best! Seriously, Strauchanie!
Mick goes that they might put Strauchanie in the line up for the wizard cup.
by coinroller May 27, 2007
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freckle dick

Someone who has a large amount of freckles and red hair who people assume to have a penis covered in freckles.
person a:"hey freckle dick, come over here"
freckle dick: "i dont have freckles on my dick!!"
by coinroller June 13, 2007
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