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freckle dick

Someone who has a large amount of freckles and red hair who people assume to have a penis covered in freckles.
person a:"hey freckle dick, come over here"
freckle dick: "i dont have freckles on my dick!!"
by coinroller June 13, 2007
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teachinger

The dude who teachings you.
My teachinger gave me a dentention.
by coinroller August 23, 2007
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left handed curse

The curse applies to all left handed people and is the side affect of writing using an ink pen with your left hand. The ink from written words smudges all over the side of your palm and pinky finger.
After a long day at the office, Ivan got home and spent ten minutes cleaning the ink smudges on his left hand. Ivan suffers from the dreaded left handed curse.
by coinroller December 29, 2007
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sesh

by coinroller May 12, 2008
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constitute

Where a prostitute is 'pro'
a constitute is 'con'.
A prostitute who does a bad job.
I can't believe i payed $1000 bucks for that constitute.
by coinroller August 23, 2007
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titty kick

A kick of an Australian Rules football which is so accurate that it hits the target on the tit, ie chest. the receiver of such a kick has 99% chance of catching it. once a titty kick is performed, one must scream "RIGHT ON THE TIT" to let everyone know of the kick.
person a: RIGHT ON THE TIT
person b: what a titty kick!!
by coinroller July 12, 2007
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strauchanie

The greatest afll player in the league.

Bryan Strauchan by name but famous and everyone calls him Strauchanie! You would know Strauchanie, he plays professional Aussie Rules for in the AFL for the mighty Collingwood Football Club. He joined the pies in 2004 using their last draft pick to chose strauchanie. His first game is just around the corner. Micks saving Strauchanie for the Wizard Cup. Strauchanie! Basically Strauchanies a superstar. He's got the best skills and marking ability the competitions ever seen, with comparisons to Wayne Carey frequently being thrown his way. You might have seen Strauchanstar on TV, he star on Channel 10's before the game. He's basically there for ratings but the exposure is ok he sayss. The kids get to learn from the best and Strauchanie is the best! Seriously, Strauchanie!
Mick goes that they might put Strauchanie in the line up for the wizard cup.
by coinroller May 27, 2007
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