16 definitions by cocosantango

Chat Jacked

When someone sends you something cool over chat and you post it on a social networking site before they have the chance.

Rich sent me a cool Photoshop when we were chatting so I chat jacked it and posted it on Facebook.

by cocosantango July 24, 2010

When someone inserts a paper towel tube in a man's anus and looks through it while tugging on the man's penis.

Ed's father walked in on him when he was receiving a Tuscaloosa Telescope from Chuck.

by cocosantango July 27, 2014

A booger that is dangling on a stray nose hair so it looks as if it is floating in your nostril, moving with every breath.

I let my cousin Rich know that he had a marionette before he had to give the toast at Beth's wedding.

by cocosantango August 17, 2010

A person living in Seattle who behaves and thinks that the world is just like Seattle, therefore their behavior is normal/acceptable.

The person who thought that renting any random person's car is a good idea is a real Seatard.

by cocosantango February 24, 2012

When one person packs their ass crack with peanut butter or another tasty substance, and then their partner dredges it out with their tongue.

After Joe and Bill got done blowing each other, they got out the peanut butter in preparation for a hot dredging session.

by cocosantango July 18, 2010

When one defecates after eating spicy food and it leaves their anus burning.

by cocosantango September 18, 2010

When a unibrow is so thick that it becomes a mustache on the forehead.

"I have to go trim my forestache so it stops rubbing on the top of my glasses."

by cocosantango February 24, 2010