4 definitions by coconut man the chosen one

Chinaman of Tesco

A common term used to describe Chinese people who illegally infringe copyright laws and produce CD/DVD's for a very cheap price and then sell them also for a cheap price near a Tesco shop but they make a profit.

Film Director: "That Chinaman of Tesco is stealing all my profits."
Chinaman of Tesco: Ching Chang Chong Ching I speak only London

by coconut man the chosen one June 15, 2007

savage the battle for newerth

A free to download MMORPG and FPS game where you can be either player and help your multiplayer team or you can command a team of either human or beast to glory. This game is rated higher then Counter-strike by 99% of game-magazines and became a freeware in 2005. Type "Savage the battle for newerth download" into google to download the game along with SFE(Savage-full-enhancement). Savage 2 will be released any-time now but it wont be free- well for a year at least. It's a multiplayer game so if you have NO CONNECTION TO THE INTERNET THERE IS NO OFFLINE MODE!!! AND IF YOU ARE NOT FROM EUROPE, AMERICA OR SE ASIA DO NOT INSTALL IN UNLESS YOU HAVE SUPER FAST BROADBAND...

savage the battle for newerth is 100 times better then CS and I played both... It's also hack-proof.

by coconut man the chosen one June 15, 2007

junt

A funny grafitti word that is put on lamposts. It means cool and hot so if you are hot and cool than you are junt

She is so hot
She is also cool
No: She is junt!

by coconut man the chosen one May 23, 2006

Fertilizer

1. Shit that is rich in nutrients
2. Someone who fertilises egg-cells
3. Guru of fertilizer: The king of the fertilizer people
4. FANTA: Fertilise and never touch again.

"You are a fertileizer: haha"
"Yes you fertilize plants and I fertilise egg-cells"
"No i'm the guru of fertilizer I have more minerals than you"
"Oh guru of Fertilizer what should we be doing now???"
"Dunno let's do some Benham"

by coconut man the chosen one May 23, 2006