cluin's definitions

dinktwat

Technically, a small useless thing. But more usually a general insult/term for a hopeless twit.

What boardroom dinktwat came up with the idea that we stop using the term spyware and now call it "unwanted 3rd party software"?

by Cluin May 18, 2006

snake and eggs

The male version of the "camel toe", usually seen on tight-jeaned rock stars of 70s.

"Check out the snake `n' eggs on Daltrey in this shot. Think that's all him or is he packin' a gym sock?"

by Cluin September 1, 2003

kife

A fairly specific word of limited application, it refers to the foreign matter (pine needles, leaf bits, bugs, poleen, etc.) that collects and floats in drinking water or soup or tea or coffee while you are camping. You strain or skim it off before you ingest the good stuff.

Tea's ready, hon! You'll have to skim the kife off yourself, but don't worry... it just adds extra vitamin K.

by Cluin February 28, 2004