cluin's definitions

hungry bum

Also known as a wedgie, where the underpants are drawn/forced/pulled/slipped up into the butt crack.

That hungry bum they gave Clarence in gym class left a big skid mark on his gauchies.

by Cluin September 3, 2003

Screaming Nun

A pointless manouvre performed by a drunken idiot in which he pulls his pants and shorts down to his knees, pushes his package down between his thighs which he clamps together to hold said parts firmly in place, then pulls his shirt bottom up over his face and head. Then, while holding everything in place, he scoots away, shrieking for attention at the top of his lungs. Nobody knows why.... but it IS funny to watch.

"On a bet, Larry tried to perform the difficult and legendary Screaming Nun as he left the bar, but unfortunately he ran into a telephone pole and knocked himself unconsious. So naturally his buddies rifled his wallet, took his money and left him lying on the sidewalk."

by cluin July 28, 2004

kife

A fairly specific word of limited application, it refers to the foreign matter (pine needles, leaf bits, bugs, poleen, etc.) that collects and floats in drinking water or soup or tea or coffee while you are camping. You strain or skim it off before you ingest the good stuff.

Tea's ready, hon! You'll have to skim the kife off yourself, but don't worry... it just adds extra vitamin K.

by Cluin February 28, 2004