cluin's definitions

kife

A fairly specific word of limited application, it refers to the foreign matter (pine needles, leaf bits, bugs, poleen, etc.) that collects and floats in drinking water or soup or tea or coffee while you are camping. You strain or skim it off before you ingest the good stuff.

Tea's ready, hon! You'll have to skim the kife off yourself, but don't worry... it just adds extra vitamin K.

by Cluin February 28, 2004

blue sirocco

Getting farted on during sex. (A sirocco is a hot wind from the desert)

Fuck, I got grossed out last night, dude! I was going the growl on my girl friend and she totally gave me a blue sirocco. She blamed it on the chili she had for lunch, but I think she did it on purpose.

by Cluin September 2, 2003

dinktwat

Technically, a small useless thing. But more usually a general insult/term for a hopeless twit.

What boardroom dinktwat came up with the idea that we stop using the term spyware and now call it "unwanted 3rd party software"?

by Cluin May 18, 2006