climbingthelog's definitions

Texas Vegetarian

A person who doesn't eat red meat. He may eat any other kinds of meat, but in Texas, real meat is red, so chickens, fish, and their ilk must be some kinda vegetable.

"What kind of food should I make if Mary's coming?"
"Anything but red meat - she's a Texas Vegetarian."

by ClimbingTheLog December 26, 2007

dry fire

1. To discharge a firearm without its ammunition.
2. dry cum

When you dry fire it's never as satisfying as working with fully-operational equipment.

by ClimbingTheLog December 9, 2009

Evil Ball

A corporate or political deal that evades all moral and ethical principles in search of profit.

Disney played Evil Ball with copyright law so Mickey Mouse wouldn't enter the public domain.

by ClimbingTheLog May 8, 2008

mater tots

Cherry or grape tomatoes. The term is used primarily to confuse young children into eating their vegetables by making them think they've got something to do with 'tater tots'.

Ella - "I don't like these. They're vegetables".
Me - "Those aren't regular vegetables, they're mater tots - just like tater tots."
Ella - "OK, mmmm!"

(simplified, de-dramatized re-enactment)

by ClimbingTheLog April 29, 2007

tech up

To don one's personal technology for the day. This usually involves strapping/ clipping/ pocketing an array of mobile phones, PDA's, iPods, GPS's, cameras, etc.

Martin: Dude, are you ready to go yet?
John: Hold on, I've just gotta tech up, then I'm out the door.

by ClimbingTheLog April 6, 2008