climbingthelog's definitions

dry fire

1. To discharge a firearm without its ammunition.
2. dry cum

When you dry fire it's never as satisfying as working with fully-operational equipment.

by ClimbingTheLog December 9, 2009

chackmate

What you say, in closing, when you're pretending to be a stupid person who thinks they're making a clever argument. Usually as a hashtag following a pastiche of a dumb-person interlocutor you imagine you're arguing with.

Etymology: the first confirmed ironic usage was by @gbowie3 on September 30, 2012:

well in America we invented democracy, capitalism, freedom and the number one nation in the world #MERICA #ChackMate

by ClimbingTheLog November 13, 2021

fatcrack

Technically any fold of fat of a morbidly obese person, but in common usage one that harbors foul-smelling excretions. These can be simple body odor, areas that were too hard to reach during showering, or areas that have become fouled through elimination, the impossibility of spreading the cheeks, or constrained by the shape of a toilet seat (the latter two causing a "muddy fatcrack"). The word can also be used to describe odors caused by a fatcrack - in this case 'fatcrack' is most often experienced when the fat person moves, releasing a bolus of odor, or 'fatcrack'.

1. "Damn, that lady on the bus had some serious fatcrack going on."

2. "What's that smell? - Oh, that's Ruth, she's got a muddy fatcrack".

by ClimbingTheLog November 28, 2006

Siblings With Benefits

A brother or sister with whom one has incestuous relations.

Travis: Did you see Bobby Sue and Billy Ray lookin' at each other like that? It was really weird.
Clint: P'shaw, don't you know, they're Siblings with Benefits! Stay away from their trailer when their mama's workin' at the Tyson factory on Saturday nights, I tell you.

by ClimbingTheLog June 12, 2008

mater tots

Cherry or grape tomatoes. The term is used primarily to confuse young children into eating their vegetables by making them think they've got something to do with 'tater tots'.

Ella - "I don't like these. They're vegetables".
Me - "Those aren't regular vegetables, they're mater tots - just like tater tots."
Ella - "OK, mmmm!"

(simplified, de-dramatized re-enactment)

by ClimbingTheLog April 29, 2007