2 definitions by cleaveland steamboat

aka Santers stocking....... An unfeasonably large poo only generated by a panting fat man or seasoned arse bandit. usually left sat in the toilet bowl after flushing resembling a crumbled hillside or on rare occasions a dirty xmas stocking.
i would'nt go in there chief, some fat fuckers left a mississippi mudslide!!
by cleaveland steamboat November 28, 2009
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A sexual act where the giver licks the receivers bumhole whilst vigorously tugging on his penis, giving the appearance of someone cleaning their snorkel
Gemma couldn't wait to clean Simons dirty snorkel after the enchantment under the sea ball
by cleaveland steamboat September 10, 2015
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