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Boof

"Dude, did you just Boof one?"
by Clay August 23, 2003
mugGet the Boofmug.

flatscan

One who does not understand computers, or one who harbors a deep-rooted dislike for computers or the Internet.
From the X-Men term "flatscan", a derogatory term for non-mutants. As the mutants considered themselves the next step in human evolution, "flatscans" were those who would be left behind as the world progressed. A similar fate awaits those who dislike or cannot comprehend computers, and the cyber community adapted the term to mean non-cyber rather than non-mutant.
Flatscans generally need to call tech support for such complicated steps as opening Microsoft Word, and never remember to check their email.
by Clay January 11, 2005
mugGet the flatscanmug.

Home Snake

A term used for a scruffy stray cat at my work.
Hey, there goes Home Snake
by Clay August 23, 2003
mugGet the Home Snakemug.

dumais

nicole...i believe that you are a dumais!! ha ha
by clay November 20, 2003
mugGet the dumaismug.

sophmore ass

One who hauls more ass than others.
Slow up Randy, you're haulin' sophmore ass!
by Clay February 25, 2004
mugGet the sophmore assmug.

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