2 definitions by clarc31

grandpa carl

When a fat, hairy, man over 40 years old (preferably a grandfather) makes inappropriate sexual comments to girls at work that are half his age. You will know a grandpa carl by the nascar pictures on his desk and a tendency to eat salted mixed nuts.

Did you hear what he said to the new girl? If anyone other than grandpa carl said that we would be in HR.

by clarc31 January 23, 2007

mr. garrison

gay teacher on southpark who eventually gets a sex change, usually seen with mr. hat

Mr. garrison likes to get his snooch pounded like any other woman.

by clarc31 January 19, 2007