2 definitions by clairebaldini
An inaugural gathering of quakers ceremonially digging a hole. This hole is then filled with elephant cum and wallowed in by Syrian rent boys, the purpose of this being silky smooth skin which in turn results in osmosis of the mushroom tip, expanding on average 50-60%. The aim of expanding the mushroom tip is to cure the shortage of wine corks.This completes the circle back to quakers, who are notorious wine drinkers.
Dave- Christ, Steve, where have you been all weekend?!
Steve- **wipes mushroom tip** "Not sure I wanna talk about it mate..."
Dave- Come on lad, spill the beans
Steve- **swiftly inserts mushroom tip in wine bottle**"Just got back from Syria, tough work out there, fucking hate those quaker cunts"
Macedonian Mudpit
Steve- **wipes mushroom tip** "Not sure I wanna talk about it mate..."
Dave- Come on lad, spill the beans
Steve- **swiftly inserts mushroom tip in wine bottle**"Just got back from Syria, tough work out there, fucking hate those quaker cunts"
Macedonian Mudpit
by clairebaldini November 15, 2018
Westini
A beta male with a chodey torso. This creature walks like a zombie, has 2m long legs and is partial to a burpsnart. They are completely asexual and are avid library fans. Note-some specimens also have club foot.
A beta male with a chodey torso. This creature walks like a zombie, has 2m long legs and is partial to a burpsnart. They are completely asexual and are avid library fans. Note-some specimens also have club foot.
by clairebaldini March 22, 2019