3 definitions by cimg

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a sexual favor given to a man by means of a strong, steady grip. The provider will firmly wrap his or her hand around the recipient's genitalia and apply extreme pressure until the recipient has completed orgasm. squeeze jobs often result in significant injury if not properly administered. one must always be careful and respectful when giving squeeze jobs.
My date last night was such a prude! I couldn't even talk her into giving me a squeeze job.

Francisco's partner gave him such a forceful squeeze job that the blood vessels burst and left permanent scarring on his shaft.
by cimg October 27, 2007

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the pale, decomposed penis of a goth rock icon, or merely a goth groupie. the penis exists in a constant state of rigor mortis.
The rave was a real blast until Darien stirred the punch with his corpse cock.

The serene porcelain white of Marilyn Manson's corpse cock is only surpassed by that of his boo balls.
by cimg October 27, 2007

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literally: fat outer lips. this refers to obese labia majora or, in extreme cases, labia minora. this condition can lead to vaginal convulsions and severe incidents of camel toe
it looked like she had a nice juicy butt, but when she revealed the two swollen FOLps between her legs, my boner was instantly lost.

oprah's FOLps clapped together like the fins of a majestic blue whale as she expelled a huge blast of noxious gas from her dimpled black ass
by cimg October 27, 2007

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